What happened today...

Well, You see, I was walking along the road with a massive robot unicorn which told me the secrets of the Universe, He said that the galaxy is a person and each of us have a galaxy inside us, And we are just pathogens to the person we live inside of, And then A huge boot came and landed in front of me, I walked right past it, It spoke to me, It said ''Willy willy bum bum.'' so then I jumped as high as I could and ended up latching myself onto the Russian space station, The end.